First Thoughts

I was thinking, what do I do here. I have less restrictions then on Jerk Out Month, like I can jerk off, look at porn, not have to chronicle my day to day activities, do more journal stuff, not have to talk about Masturbation and stuff like that.

And unlike Dave Stein, I will actually post things.

I suppose I'd like to write about my date with J today. For those who did not follow Jerk Out Month, she is my girlfriend. We went to see a play today which was a comedy. I won't get into details but we watched it today, on Sunday, and it made fun of Jesus. Alleluia! After that, we went for Sushi, and filled ourselves. She even wanted to pay, which I didn't let her, but she actually feels for me so she's obviously not selfish. We got yelled at by homeless people until we got on the subway and then I got off at her stop and proceeded to make out with her for a long while. She told me she had a super awesome time. We're hitting it off awesomely. 

Now, when I went to catch another train, there was this fairly hot girl standing waiting, and then she bent down and had a tramp stamp and a thong sticking out, and as I watched her butt, she had rolling papers sticking out of her back pocket. Don't get me wrong, I like J and I'm hers, but that was hot stuff.

Well, I'll think of something awesome to write about sometime this week, in the mean time, check in regularly and tell your friends mother fuckers.